My most popular blog posts (i.e. My mom really liked them):
The Baby Blues Knock Me On My Ass
I Re-Visit The Sound of Music and Try to Take That Nun Down a Peg
Your Threats Do Not Scare Me, Small Person
Feline Sexual Predators. Why aren’t we talking about this?
Things I have done as a parent while on the toilet.
That is not why I brought you to the playground.
If that dog could talk, he’d probably rape you.
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