Greatest Hits

My most popular blog posts (i.e. My mom really liked them):

The Baby Blues Knock Me On My Ass

I Re-Visit The Sound of Music and Try to Take That Nun Down a Peg

Little Hand

Your Threats Do Not Scare Me, Small Person

I am the Anticraft.

Feline Sexual Predators. Why aren’t we talking about this?

Birth Plan

Things I have done as a parent while on the toilet.

That is not why I brought you to the playground.

If that dog could talk, he’d probably rape you.

Pile of Sky Mall

Drunk, or 4-years-old?

 

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