Meg: “Ben! Let’s go in the changing room!” (the changing room is the space behind the chair in the living room, by the way)
Mom: “No. No more changing room. Enough.”
Meg: “But why?”
Mom: “Megan, I love your butt. You have an adorable butt. But I don’t want to see it all day long.”
Meg; “But I’m just going into the changing room.”
Mom: “Yes. To pull out your butt. I am well aware of what your plans are.”
Ben: “Megan, are you going to pull your butt out?”
Meg: “……………….you’ll see.”
Mom: “Oh for pete’s sake.”
Pile of Babies 