Bedtime with Ben.
Ben: “I am going to sleep with Duckie on my chest tonight. He needs me to protect him because sometimes he gets afraid of monsters.”
Mom: “Oh! Well that is very sweet of you to protect him.”
Ben: “There’s no real monsters though, right?”
Mom: “Right. There’s no such thing as monsters.”
Ben: “They’re just stories.”
Mom: “That’s right.”
Ben: “Stories from your eyeballs.”
Mom: “Hm?”
Ben: “Like at night, you close your eyes, and there are stories on your eyeballs.”
Mom: “OH MY GOD THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD ANYBODY SAY EVER.”
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MY WEEKLY ROUND UP!
The Politicus: Supreme Court tells non-white Arizonans to sleep with one eye open
Reckless Video: Read my review of The Artist!
Imperfect Parent: Did you know that every time you click on one of my articles at Minor Topics, an angel gets its wings? And I make about 1/8 of a penny? But, you know, do it for the angels.
Pile of Babies 