We were at the park the other day and came across a pair of underpants on the ground by the men’s room. So I wrote a haiku.
Lonely underpants
Abandoned by the men’s room
What is your story?
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And then I was strangely inspired, and wrote some more.
Boy shorts at the store
Wish you were comfortable
Lost in saddlebags
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Beige full-coverage
In a Vic’s Secret package
Makes a sad husband
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Stay-at-home mother
Good-bye to thong underwear
Undies expected
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Husband, let them go
Your boxers, they beg for death
And scream in my dreams
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Hey I just met you
And this is crazy but I’m
Commando in cords
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My least favorite word
In the whole world is “panties”
Fave: “beaver cozy”
Pile of Babies 