Car-versations: The prison bitch edition.

Jul 27, 2012

Mike was home for the day, so he drove the kids to camp with me on Wednesday.

Me: “Hey guys, guess what?! We’re planning a play date with Daddy’s friend Shan and his little boy, Cooper!”

Megan and Ben: “Yay!”

Megan: “Is Cooper a baby?”

Me: “I think he’s about a year old?”

Megan: “Oh. I’m going to call Cooper, ‘Little Jo Jo’.”

Me: “Little Jo Jo??”

Megan: “Yeah.”

Me: “………….Little Jo Jo.”

Mike: “She’s like the guy who assigns nicknames in prison.

‘What’s your name?’

‘Uh…Coo-Cooper?’

‘That’s nice. I’m gonna call you Little Jo Jo.'”

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My weekly wrap-up:

The Politicus: Headline Round Up

Imperfect Parent: Did you know that every time you click on one of my articles at Imperfect Parent, an angel gets its wings? and I make about 1/8th of penny? But, you know, do it for the angels.

A fellow blogger (I Miss You When I Blink) has started a tumblr site that have all the weird and freaky-deeky search terms people use to get to blogs. A few of us have contributed, and they are pretty awesome.  It’s hilarious…….in a scary and tragic way. Check it out: Search Party.

Mike gives gifts.

Jul 2, 2012

Early evening. Mike has put the kids to sleep. He comes downstairs, where I have just finished my workout (i.e. 3 minutes of a dvd and then yelling “bitch is crazy!” and stopping).

Mike: “So, first of all — you’re welcome.”

Me: “Oh shit. What did you do?”

Mike: “And SECOND, the kids have written a new song that you might hear a lot tomorrow.”

Me: “Goddamn it, Mike. What did you do?”

Mike: “It goes a little something like, ‘Old McPenis had a farm.'”

Me: *sigh* “Awesome. And what does Old McPenis have on his farm?”

Mike: “We didn’t get that far. They were laughing too much.”

On a not-completely-unrelated note, I shall never judge the Google search results leading to my site again, since I just Googled “what diseases can people get from sexual contact with farm animals.” FYI, it turns out no matter which one you end up with, you’re gonna have diarrhea.