Car-versations: The prison bitch edition.

Mike was home for the day, so he drove the kids to camp with me on Wednesday.

Me: “Hey guys, guess what?! We’re planning a play date with Daddy’s friend Shan and his little boy, Cooper!”

Megan and Ben: “Yay!”

Megan: “Is Cooper a baby?”

Me: “I think he’s about a year old?”

Megan: “Oh. I’m going to call Cooper, ‘Little Jo Jo’.”

Me: “Little Jo Jo??”

Megan: “Yeah.”

Me: “………….Little Jo Jo.”

Mike: “She’s like the guy who assigns nicknames in prison.

‘What’s your name?’

‘Uh…Coo-Cooper?’

‘That’s nice. I’m gonna call you Little Jo Jo.'”

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Comments

  1. Oh man. That is hilarious! Seriously needed that laugh this morning. I just got done walking my kid home covered in puke because I decided it’d be a good idea to go for a walk without a burp cloth in tow, and about halfway through she decided breakfast was too good to only see once.

    • OH NO! That is tragic.
      When my kids were babies I once took them for a long walk without a bottle. Yeah. Because I am a freaking genius who enjoys cramping up as I run behind my stroller toward home with two screaming infants.

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